Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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