NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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