You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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