Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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