How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
seriously i just wanna be friends
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why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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