He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
this will be a night to untag.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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