K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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