girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
