were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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