i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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