these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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