Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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