what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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