He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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