Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Randomize
