i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Church boner. Awkwardddd
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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