i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Randomize
