Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Randomize
