And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Everclear isn't food dammit
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Randomize
