Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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