i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
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