sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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