try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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