i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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