The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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