So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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