I want to stick my p in your. b.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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