Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
