If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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