glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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