Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
