and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
And my parents said I crawled through the house
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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