ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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