been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
