just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Randomize
