So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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