Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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