cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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