Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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