did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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