if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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