The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Randomize
