were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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