Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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