Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I'm sobbing to NWA
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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