talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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