I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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