I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
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