What a fucking waste of an outfit
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
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