elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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